Step 1 is the best freak'n step. Why? Because this is where being crazy begins. You begin by just screaming. Scream! One time I started screaming, got up and ran my head into a wall. I was passed out for like four freak'n hours. Now that is totally sweet, and totally crazy.

Fun Fact,

You can't be crazy unless you are loud as hell.

Here is me being totally crazy!

It helps to have pointed objects when you are going crazy as well.