One time there was this guy in this fast food resturant. He was waiting to order this burger, but he had been waiting for like two minutes. He was feeling all crazy inside already, but the two minute wait was driving him even crazier.

He waited a little longer.

And a little longer.

And a little longer.

A little longer.

Untill like the five more seconds was up and he could take it any more. He started screaming all cool style. Then out of no-where, as if hearing his call, four of his totally sweet friends show up and they all start going all crazy and jumping on the counter and tables. Then they ram their heads into the wall and pass out all cool style. The cops came and got them, and I got their autographs.

This story is so radical that these guys go down in the Crazy Times Hall of Fame. Just thinking about this story makes me want to head-but my dog.